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White Chicks - Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans

Posted in Media by Bes on Jul 07, 2004

Media Type : Cinema/Theatre | Rating : 2.5 out of 10 | Watched on : June 23rd, 2004

Release Date : June 23rd, 2004 | New & Used DVD Price : Not known at time of this post

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This movie was supposed to be very funny, and it turned out to be very dry, and not funny overall. The story line is simple; two undercover cops change their style and have a plastic surgery-type makeup to look like girls. Sounds interesting, right? No, it is not, once you see that the makeup is as bad as it can get. Shawn Wayans and Marlon Wayans do not look anything close to looking like a girl, let alone mimic two beautiful girls. The plots in the movie, like kidnapping the girls, are so childish and superficial beyond normal belief, you will wonder if the director thought that the audience would be hypnotized when they watch this movie.

The movie has some, very few, funny moments when you will be cracking up. That is because the rest of the movie is so boring and typical, you will be forced to save all your expected laughs for less than 4 moments in the movie when you will laugh. The Wayans brothers do a good job at acting, but the story line itself does not make much sense and without a story line, there is not much acting can do other than to push the movie as much as possible away from being the worst movie of the year. The movie contains people who mistake the Wayans brothers for two sisters, which is very retarded as even a beaver with sun glasses can see that it is a guy behind the ugly makeup and not a girl. How the director expected people to follow this is beyond my understanding, and I am proud of it.

This movie maybe funny for some people, but do not take your girl friend to see it. Not only is there a possibility that she may get bored, she might even start questioning your taste for things. Do not take kids to this movie, there are some plain weird and gross moments in the movie [like biting your nails from your feet just to make people laugh]. You may go to see this movie if you have already seen every other movie out there. That is the reason I went and saw this movie, and I had somehow, for some reason [because of my friends], some expected expectations from it. You should watch Napoleon Dynamite instead.

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