Someone is going to eat a rabbit named Toby unless they are paid $50,000 at Save Toby. He’s also writing a book about it which is supposed to be published soon. Will we see a hero rise and stop this guy from collecting free money, or will we see everyone spending money on something that is already decided in the eyes of those who can think?

What I would do for a new site idea is to open a site and tell people that my little toy Elmo will eat me unless Elmo is paid $50,000 in nickels. Since many people pay for any dumb crap out there [Toby's pathetic owner now has over $19,000 in cash via Paypal so far, supposedly], I am sure my Elmo would be rich soon, too.

Even this post deserves to be deleted because of such an idea; whatever.